Once upon a time in a land faraway (Spartanburg) a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess's lap and said: "Elegant Lady I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch cast a spell upon me, one kiss from you, however, and I will turn into the dapper, young prince I am, and then my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle, where you can wash my clothes, bear my children, and forever, feel grateful and happy doing so."
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That night as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine sauce she chuckled and thought to herself:
I DON'T FREAK'N THINK SO!
.....and she lived happily ever after
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